Dear Linnea,
It's sort of weird having
a dead friend on Facebook:
words and dinosaurs scare me,
and Facebook recommends, on your
behalf, Crossroads Trading Company.
You're sort of like the proverbial
polar bear. We met as environmentalists.
To be sure, I never knew you too well, and sex
is for the living. Everything is sad. Politics. When
you were alive, I jerked off thinking about you once. Now
it'd be disrespectful. I never knew you too well. We met as
environmentalists. It's sort of weird having a dead friend on
Facebook: words and dinosaurs scare me, and Facebook recommends,
on your behalf, Crossroads Trading Company. You're